Total Medals Earned: 479 (From 86 different games.) Total Medal Score: 7,235 Points
Medals Earned: 3/3 (35/35 points)
Your left hand has been amputated, you take it as a keepsake.
Your right hand has been amputated, you take it as a keepsake.
Once your fingers have been cut off so neatly that you have decided to keep them.
Medals Earned: 4/8 (275/500 points)
Hold it in 30 seconds
Complete Story Mode
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Hold on 80 seconds
Hold on 100 seconds
Get poop on dad 20 times.
Hold on 150 seconds
Medals Earned: 1/13 (5/550 points)
Read through all of the intro and instructions text
Destroy 100 tombstones
Bypass a cop by moving over him
Destroy 10 dropping needles or scalpels
collect 3 roofies in a single level
Destroy 5 of the fastest respawned centipedes in a single level
Destroy 20 tombstones altered by cop cars
Stop a cop car before it makes contact with a tombstone
Achieve 50,000 points
Destroy 10 cops for their maximum 900 point value
Achieve 100,000 points
Medals Earned: 4/8 (185/285 points)
Kill a spider mini-boss
Get 10k points
Get 20k points
Get 30k points
Kill 100 sheep
Kill 1000 enemies
Get 10k points without building anything
Get 5000 points without letting any sheep die
Medals Earned: 2/8 (10/135 points)
Play the game Satan sayz "It looks so real!"
Oh SNAP!
Your tearing me apart Lisa!
What? No Steve?
There fo yo feet silly!
Real men play with dolls. Don't they?
Yum Yum!
Be here on Dec 25
Medals Earned: 7/8 (315/415 points)
touch enemy or spike... not sooo clever!
kill the first enemy!
That's the way things work!
mastered the first floor!
found a gun!
kill the Evil End Boss!
maximum level experience!
Medals Earned: 1/15 (5/370 points)
Get stomped on level 1.
Kill the plumber 10 times
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Like Kill the Plumber's page
Beat level 12 under 5 seconds
Touch and kill the plumber on level 4
Kill the plumber 100 times.
Beat level 24
Beat level 36
Beat level 10 without jumping
Kill the plumber before timer runs out on level 23
Beat all Lost Levels
Get at least 108 stars
Get all 144 stars
Medals Earned: 1/6 (25/400 points)
Defeat the evil being beyond the locked ceiling!
Take out 15 monsters with a single bomb!
Buy everything in the shop!
Complete all quest!
Clear the story mode in 3:30 minutes or less!
Reach 65,000 meters in Infinite mode!
Medals Earned: 1/10 (10/450 points)
Found all Powerups and Crystal Hearts.
Beat the game on Normal mode.
Beat the game with zero deaths.
Beat the game on Hard mode.
Beat the game with zero enemy kills.
Beat the game in under 6 minutes.
Get 3 or more stars on the ending statistics.
Beat the game on Death mode.
Medals Earned: 1/25 (5/1,000 points)
Discover 5 neutral reactions.
Terminate 5 specimens.
Use 1 appropriate item.
Do a total of 50 actions.
Kill 10 animals with your research.
Discover 5 aggressive reactions.
Feed 20 pounds of food to your specimen.
Fully research 1 specimen.
Use 1 preferred item.
Fully research 10 items.
Discover 5 passive reactions.
Cut 1 limb from your specimen.
Cut 4 limbs from your specimen.
Research all the techniques at least once.
Find all the ways to rip the specimen's jaw off.
Do a total of 1000 actions.
Discover 40 passive reactions.
Try all the food items.
Discover 5 advanced reactions.
Discover 40 aggressive reactions.
Try all the objects.
Try all the weapons.
Discover 30 advanced reactions.
Reach 100% on your total completion statistic.
Find all the ways to kill or incapacitate the specimen.