Total Medals Earned: 479 (From 86 different games.) Total Medal Score: 7,235 Points
Medals Earned: 5/32 (140/500 points)
Rambo is quite the prankster!
He hid for two hours you selfish jerk!
Like OMG, Totes jelly.
You're a flying transgender mutant! SUCCESS!!!!!
You shake hands with the Almighty himself!
Whoops! I hope you like wrinkles!
TFey and ABee come 2 save the Dee!
Because bragging gets you nowhere.
Daredevil ain't got nothin' on you.
Oprah, Ellen, and Maury!? You lucky sonovagun!
Death snagged you so young!
Yogurt.
Check out any of the external links
Backstabbing yourself, low blow man.
Time paid life's bill.
Obeezy likes basketball, whoda thunk it?
Science is bad, M'kay?
But you ain't messing with no broke.. nibroke ;)
Your sister figures out love the hard way.
A WILD CatFight ensues!
This was hilarious to animate :)
Everything dies and it's all your fault.
No dead bunnies or kittens... for now.
Obviously she's a keeper!
Keep Rollin Rollin Rollin Rollin WHAT
Imma firin mah lazor!!!
A classic for bidding!
You pissed off Dr. Phil. Gj bro.
"Dr. Who" They name you, "His life, so bizarre."
If I weren't legally obliged, I'd go nude too.
You become Saint Awesome!
You found all 29 different endings!
Medals Earned: 2/10 (35/385 points)
Collect your first powerup
Complete the first area
Complete the automap
Enter the labyrinth
Complete the second area
Complete the third area
Beat the game
Complete the forth area
Collect all of the powerups
Reach a score of 100.000
Medals Earned: 4/11 (70/495 points)
Listen to all songs
Beat Level 1
Beat Level 2
Beat Level 3
Kill 10 of each elf type
Kill 100 enemies with punches to the nuts
Beat Level 4
Beat any of the first four levels without losing any energy
Beat the final level without losing any energy
Beat the game once with each of the 3 playable characters
Beat Level 5
Medals Earned: 1/9 (5/155 points)
Found a Bronze Key!
Found a Silver Key!
Found a Gold Key!
Earn 50 Gold in the shop.
Found the BOSS KEY!
Earn 200 Gold in the shop.
Earn 500 Gold in the shop.
Beat Thrash!
Rescue Hilda!
Medals Earned: 7/55 (40/500 points)
Play a song.
Get an achievement.
Perform a 25-hit combo.
Get a silver star.
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Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Encounter a boss.
Get a silver on 'In Love With Myself'.
Get a star on three different songs.
Unlock two new guitars.
Medals Earned: 3/33 (15/1,530 points)
Lift a Caribbean Reef Shark!
Your very first flight!
Lift a Sandbar Shark!
Your very first ride!
Lift a Nurse Shark!
Lift a Porbeagle Shark!
Lift a Bignose Shark
You got on the cover of Sharks Illustrated!
Lift a Goblin Shark!
Lift a Shortfin Mako Shark!
Lift a Silvertip Shark!
Lift a Blue Shark!
Lift a Lemon Shark!
Lift a Salmon Shark!
Lift a Sand Shark!
Lift a Bigeye Thresher Shark!
Lift a Bluntnose Sixgill Shark!
Lift a Bull Shark!
Lift a Copper Shark
Lift a Dusky Shark!
Lift a Hammerhead Shark
Lift a Pacific Sleeper Shark!
Uncover 6 Crabs in a row!
Lift a Silky Shark!
Lift a Basking Shark!
Lift a Great Hammerhead Shark
Lift a Great White Shark!
Lift a Greenland Shark!
Finish the game on brutal difficulty!
Lift a Longfin Mako Shark!
Lift a Megalodon!
Lift a Tiger Shark!
Lift a Whale Shark!
Medals Earned: 1/8 (5/135 points)
Beat your first level!
Click the Armor Link on the titlescreen
Beat the titlescreen.
Beat the tutorial level without using the Kraken
Get four stars on each level on Island 1
Get four stars on each level on Island 2
Beat the game with any score.
Get four stars on each level on Island 3
Medals Earned: 11/22 (80/165 points)
Survived 10 waves
Blew up a dead-alive donkey
Killed all 3 carriers
Killed 200 Zombies
Killed 2000 Zombies
Got a x16 Multiplier
Got a x5 Multiplier
Got a x9 Multiplier
Leveled-up a weapon
Survived 20 waves
Finished the game as Zanardi
Coop shooter achieved highest level with assault rifles
Coop shooter achieved highest level with grenade launchers
Killed 5000 Zombies
Coop shooter achieved highest level with lmgs
Coop shooter achieved highest level with shotguns
Coop shooter achieved highest level with the smg
Coop shooter achieved highest level with rifles
Destroyed the first game boss
Purchased all special weapons
Finished the game as Liza
Medals Earned: 6/18 (55/480 points)
Discover the Nerd
Win the first level
Check out Alice's page
Check out MonoFlauta's page
Discover the Janitor
Complete level 10
Discover the Teacher
Discover the Bully
Complete all the levels with perfect score
Escape from School
Medals Earned: 1/8 (100/375 points)
Watch the whole thing without skipping.
X marks the spot!
Give 'em a pinch!
Knock that smug grin off Ryu's stupid face!
Nobody likes a turtle!
Clickadick! Clickadick! Clickadick! Clickadick! Clickadick!
Oh Ono!
Find all the secret movies!